björk wants venus as a boy + i want death !

content note: death/suicidal ideation/sex w friends

björk wants venus as a boy + I want death !

not death w a capital d-death

no worries there just death as in not-life.

like it wouldn’t be the worst thing if i was

never born or if my eyelids became venus

flytraps + ate the rest of me u know?

but yeah björk should get a life i think.

why else would she be almost creaming

herself over pads of butter + unseasoned

fried eggs? anyway is it weird 2 have recurring

sex dreams w all of ur friends? 1 part of me wants 2 tell

them about it (the logistics of who does what w

whom) + another part of me wants 2 hide

in a ball under every blanket I own + u know

yeah ur right a 3rd part of me wants 2 fuck

all of my friends. But hey! at least now I have a

whole slew of friends 2 have sex dreams about

whenever i want + u do say how I gotta

have things 2 look forward 2 in life.

anywho i really love my friends + i bet

björk’s boy-venus isn’t even that good in bed.

björk deserves a better liver.

lover.

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Inspired by björk’s “Venus as a Boy” and tbh his video hits different now that egg prices are skyrocketing

But also if you want to woo someone of ambiguous gender, this cover works !! can confirm as I am getting married soon to someone who I sent this to in the early days of us dating and they still think about it fondly !!

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ps. thank you kind readers for helping me decide on a title!

pps. i felt silly noting “sex w friends” as a content note but it is relevant and can be such a charged topic! So while it felt goofy I do not take it back.